oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

(via trust)

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: hisbarnes, via guy)

when I think of 2007 I’m like “like 3 years ago” but no IT WAS 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO

storyofthislife:

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY BACK OR DO THE LITTLE SKIN TRACE THING OR PLAY WITH MY HAIR OH MY LAWD

(Source: bohoboho, via miindf-cked)

onlineprincess:

im honestly so clingy n so detached at the same time 

(via manda)

aceniall:

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

(via theblonde-bitch)

chessys:

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

(via venafaxine)

nosdrinker:

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